Deal of the Day!

DARKSIDERS FRANCHISE PACK

If you still don’t own Darksiders 2 on PC, now is the time to buy. Amazon has the entire Darksiders Franchise for only $13, which is $12 less than the $25 they are selling the Darksiders 2 game for by itself. This bundle includes Darksiders 2, Darksiders, and twelve Darksiders 2 DLC packs.

$13 – BUY

Deal of the Day – Samsung Laptop

Samsung 700Z5B-W01UB -$800

Operating System
Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium (64b)

CPU/ Processor
Intel® Core™ i7 Processor 2675QM

Display
15.6″ Screen Size

Memory
6GB Standard System Memory

Storage
750GB Hard Drive Capacity

Graphics
AMD Radeon 6490M

Dimensions
14.26″ x 0.94″ (D) x 9.39″ (H)

-$800 – BUY

A Knight to Remember

Gothic Bath Tissue Holder

With the economy in the dumps, the knights of the round table decided to take whatever jobs they could find. The knight toilet paper holder will perform his dooty without question and will make sure your royal bottom is patted dry like only a high knight can.

$34 – BUY

Moving Ink Blot Mask

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

$35 – BUY

Glow in the Dark Toilette Paper

Now you’ll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you’ll know you’re getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.

$10 – BUY

Workaholics Bear Coat

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm while you work in your cold cubicle space.

$200 – BUY

Sex Panther Cologne

Works Every Time, Sixty Percent of the Time


Banned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. Made with bits of real panther, studies show this formidable and pungent cologne works every time, sixty percent of the time.

$35 – BUY

Medieval Hand Blades

Owning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well.

$32.50 – BUY

Google’s $249 “For Everybody” Laptop

Introducing the new Chromebook. The $249 laptop from Google. For everyone.
Find out more at http://google.com/chromebook

$249 BUY

Rocca 3D Card Games

We’ll see a movie in 3D if it’s particularly Michael Bay-y because explosions look way better in three dimensions. We’ll also look at the line of “Big Book of *insert female body part here*” in 3D because, well, why not. But playing card games in 3D? This is a first for us. Designed by Rocca, this line of “three dimensional” hexagonal playing cards sits somewhere between classical and our minds our blown in terms of delivery. You can use them to play traditional games like gin and poker, but they can also be used to play the game developed by the founder or to build robots and sweet M.C. Escher optical illusions.

$28 BUY